March 2012
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extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses.
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
Mar 2nd
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THERE'S GOING TO BE A DESPICABLE ME 2!
Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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That awkward moment when you don’t know how to... →
  
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
Feb 29th
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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WatchWatch
letssupergo: ccloud9: RIP </3 They were so young. 3
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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africans: everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Things I have learned about the Oscars solely by...
Harry Potter didn’t win. Nobody can find Benedict Cumberbatch.
Feb 27th
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hiddlesfiddlesfassy: Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Glee.
The Starkids: That's awesome, man! We're happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Broadway.
The Starkids: Wow, dude, are you serious? That's great! We're very happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna sing with Kermit the Frog.
The Starkids: WHAT?!??!? WHY?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY??? FOR MY LIFE, DARREN! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD, WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST... JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!
Feb 27th
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person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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“On a scale of Matt Smith to Benedict Cumberbatch, how British is your name?”
– Abby (via sherlockbaggins)
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about God.
Government: Take them to church.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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kiwi-hobbit: i see you ridin’ round town with the ship i hate and i’m like I totally respect your decision to ship those characters and I’ll just ship the characters I want to and you continue to ship those characters and we’ll all be happy bloggers because that’s what people should do.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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