me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol
1 week ago with 178,306 notes / via: lolsomeone-actually source: rhyse

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

1 week ago with 486,132 notes / via: lolsomeone-actually source: lzbth

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1 week ago with 32,704 notes / via: thetruethrillseeker source: reparrishcomics

quietdistaste:

me trying to make a successful text post

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1 week ago with 55,566 notes / via: thefuuuucomics source: quietdistaste

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

1 week ago with 150,044 notes / via: diicaprios source: ghostie-toro

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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1 week ago with 562,729 notes / via: laughcentre source: tatehorror

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1 week ago with 157,820 notes / via: laughcentre source: keybumma

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

1 week ago with 272,898 notes / via: fuckyeahloldemort source: petapeta

Rate My Professor. 

1 week ago with 362,565 notes / via: laughcentre source: pleatedjeans

joroakeu:

joroakeu:

now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.

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1 week ago with 176,107 notes / via: fuckyeahloldemort source: joroakeu